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Title: How to be an Awesome Psychic Keywords: skepticism Caption: Step One: Do a crappy job at pretending to be psychic. Fortune Teller: I am sensing an illness somewhere in your past and/or future... Dweeb: Um... my Aunt Ulga has cancer? Fortune Teller: Ahh, yes. That's it. I have seen your Aunt Olga and her battle with Cancer. Caption: Step Two: Wait... Caption: Step Three: You're done! Dweeb: ...and she KNEW I had an Aunt named Ulga, and that she had non-Hodgkin's lymphoma! How could she know that if she wasn't psychic? Dweeb's Friend: Uh huh. Whatevs. Dweeb: You weren't there! You're just being... ...CLOSE-MINDED!