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Title: The Acceptance Speech Keywords: atheism Hockey Player: I'd like to thank my wife, for sticking with me through the hard times. Hockey Player: Also coach, for always pushing me to be my best. Hockey Player: I will not, however, be thanking God for helping me win this award. Hockey Player: Unlike everyone who won this award before me, I believe I won it on my OWN merit. Hockey Player: You see, I really AM THAT good! I don't need some ski-daddy to help me win! Hockey Player: In fact, if you guys ARE right, and your God DOES exist, he was surely working AGAINST my heretical awesomeness. Hockey Player: That means not only did I kick YOUR asses, I also kicked your GOD's asses. Hockey Player: I have way too much SELF-RESPECT to attribute my accomplishments to ANYONE but me! Manager: Psst Psst Hockey Player: And last, but not least, I would like to thank Easton brand Hockey Sticks. I'd suck without MY Easton!