Title: The Long Wait
Keywords: quackery
TV: Drink SuperOxiJuice today. Be healthy tomorrow. Only $199 for a week's supply.
[Man dials phone.]
Caption: 4 to 6 Weeks Later...
[Man drinks juice.]
Man: Gee whillikers! I hope antioxidants can cure my canthariasis.
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