Title: No Thanks
Keywords: atheism
[A man in a rowboat drifts by a woman on the roof of a house in a flood.]
Woman: No thanks, my God will save me.
[A man in a powerboat stops by the woman.]
Woman: No thanks, my God will save me.
[A helicopter flies over the woman.]
Woman: No thanks, my God will save me.
[Flying Spaghetti Monster offers the woman a noodley appendage.]
Woman: No thanks—MY God will save me!
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