Cectic

Title: Avoiding The Crackdown Keywords: quackery Quack: I've got the poster to market my new alternative health device finished! [Reveals a poster that says "GGTB Cures: Migraines, High Cholesterol, Aches and Pains, Diabetes, Obesity, Fatigue, One Leg Longer than the Other, Cancer, STDs, Allergies, Asthma, Snoring, Scientology, OCD, ADHD, Anxiety, AND MORE!"] Friend: I dunno, I think the FDA might have a problem with it... Quack: Hmm. I think I can fix that... Caption: Shortly thereafter... [Quack reveals same poster with Cancer scratched out.