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Title: Alrighty Then Keywords: quackery Doctor: Jenny McCarthy! Release me immediately! Jenny: My ears have been burning, doctor. I've read your blog. Doctor: You read with your ears? Jenny: SILENCE FOOL! You claimed that "science" has found no correlation between vaccines and autism. Jenny: Today we will put your "science" to the test. Jim! Go get the syringe! Jim: Alrighty then! Doctor: Syringe? What's this all about? Jenny: One ingredient in vaccines is polyethylene glycol, correct? Doctor: Yes, in certain flu shots. It's also found in laxatives, skin creams, toothpas� Jenny: THAT'S RIGHT! VACCINES CONTAIN ANTIFREEZE! Doctor: What? No... Antifreeze is ETHYLENE glycol, a completely different chemical subst� Jenny: JIM! BEGIN THE INJECTIONS! Jim: Alrighty then! Doctor: Noooo AAARGHH! Uhhghh. Jenny: Looks like your "science" has failed you, doctor. Jim, get me the home address of the next science blogger on our list. Jim: Alrighty then!