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Title: Alternative Sports Report Keywords: quackery skepticism Anchor: And now we move on to sports. According to at least one Leafs fan, they BEAT the Canadiens last night. Fan: It's true. I know that "mainstream" hockey fans will probably say differently, but the Leafs totally kicked ass last night. Caption: Of course, not everyone believes these bold claims. Regular Fan: I don't know what game that guy watched. It's a simple matter of counting how many goals each team scored. The numbers simply don't support what he's saying. Caption: Is the Leafs win just wishful thinking? We know of at least one Torontonian who disagrees. Leafs Fan: Woo! Go Leafs! Woo! Caption: You be the judge.