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Title: Giant Green Turkey Baster v1.0RC3 Keywords: quackery Caption: I've always thought that my skills as a computer programmer would translate well into the alternative medicine market. Salesme: Beta test your alpha state with my new product! Caption: Object oriented programming Salesme: Its many functions can be utilized by practitioners of acupuncture, chiropractic, herbal medicine, reiki, and any other modalities implementing the Total_B5 class skeleton! Caption: Big O notation Salesme: Warning: The method "Scientific" has been deprecated. [Pointing at a chart showing science-based medicine is O(log n), and alternative medicine is O(n^infinity).] Caption: Code obfuscation Salesme: My product will augment your chakra health energy flow and chi-lines by vicariously stimulating the meridian aura of your astral body. Order today!