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Title: Wrong NASA Keywords: skepticism Faux Scientist: And in there is where our skilled technicians calculate how our satellites can improve people's lives. Tourist: You mean by increasing the bandwidth of communications networks and stuff? Faux Scientist: Oh, no. Nothing that fancy. Faux Scientist: More by calculating how their positions against the celestial background can bring people luck, wealth, and spiritual happiness. Tourist: Um... What? [Outside view of NASA building--National Astrological Space Administration.]