Cectic

Title: Wrong NASA Keywords: skepticism Sucker: You're sure that this delimbification treatment will work? Therapist: Yep! Here you go! [Sucker cuts off his arm.] Sucker: OH GOD! IT HURTS! THE BLOOD! Therapist: That's just an indication that it's working. I recommend you intensify your therapy. [Sucker cuts off both his legs.] Sucker: WAAAAAAHHHH! Therapist: Your progress is remarkable. [Sucker is dead.] Bystander: Oh my... Is he dead? Therapist: Do I LOOK like a doctor?