Title: Cleanse
Keywords: quackery
Caption: We've secretly replaced this coprophobe's Dual Action Cleanse colon cleanser with Biblically inspired Almighty Cleanse. Let's watch what happens.
Coprophobe: Ohhhh yeah.
[Plopping sound.]
Coprophobe: Wow... Perfect color and texture! No odor at all!
Coprophobe: OM NOM NOM NOM!
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