Title: Alternative Auto Mechanics
Keywords: quackery
Client: Um, what are you doing?
Mechanic: Don't worry, this is common practice in alternative auto mechanics.
Client: Are you even looking at the engine?
Mechanic: We prefer a more holistic approach.
Client: You're destroying my paint job!
Mechanic: Maybe, but your car's chi has never flowed smoother!
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