Title: The Book of Abraham
Keywords: atheism mormonism
Imhotep: Yo yo, Mormamun! What'cha up to?
Mormamun: Oh, hey Imhotep. I'm just copying out some funerary texts.
Imhotep: Boo-ring!
Mormamun: Yeah. But I like to amuse myself by thinking that, maybe thousands of years from now, a future civilization will uncover some of my writings.
Mormamun: The art of hieroglyphics will have been long forgotten, allowing a con-artist to falsely translate them, and trick people into a religion he made up.
Mormamun: Oh yeah, and his church will force its members to wear magic underwear!
Imhotep: You're a strange cookie, Morm.
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