Title: The day Mom found religion
Keywords: atheism
Mom: Don't you disobey me! Santa will bring you coal for Christmas!
Kid: Ha! I'm not a baby. I know Santa isn't real.
[Mom fumes for a second.]
[Mom gets an idea.]
Mom: Come with me, son. Let me tell you a little story about a man named Jesus and a place called Hell.
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