Title: Apply directly to the wallet
Keywords: quackery
Con Artist: Wow, eBay is awesome! I just got a fantastic deal on ten thousand tons of wax.
Friend: Uh... what the hell do you want so much wax for?
Con Artist: Profit, my friend. Delicious, unadulterated profit.
Title: HeadOn. Apply Directly to the Forehead.
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