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Title: Footsteps and Teeth in the Sand Keywords: atheism Caption: One night a man had a dream that he was walking with the Lord along a beach. Scenes from his life flashed across the sky. Caption: Looking back, he noticed that during the saddest times of his life there was only a single set of footprints in the sand. Caption: "Oh, I know," the man said. "It's because you were carrying me during those times, right?" Caption: "Um, sure..." replied the Lord. Then the man's teeth fell out. Caption: Upon waking, the man described his dream (without the teeth part) to many others, and they wrote it down and hung it in their bathrooms.