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ACAMED
Title: ACAMED Keywords: quackery Robot: Your energy aura has dropped to a lower vibrational level. Friend: What the heck is that thing? Inventor: My latest invention. I call it ACAMED: The Automated Complementary and Alternative MEdical Diagnosis robot. Robot: Your chi is being blocked because your anja chakra is closed. Friend: It's just generating newage jargon at random, isn't it? Inventor: Well, of course! I wanted it to be as authentic as possible!
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