Cectic

Title: The Clensing Flame of Truth Keywords: epistemology Friend: There are other paths to truth besides science and logic, you know. Skeptic: Oh really? What's your method, then? Friend: I use two tools. The first is personal revelation. Skeptic: And how do you know your revelations are actually true? Friend: I use my second tool for that. This flamethrower. Skeptic: Ah. You know, I'll just take your word for— [Friend incinerates skeptic.] Friend: BURN, UNBELIEVER!