Cectic

Title: Big Pharmonster Keywords: quackery [Big Pharmonster tastes some liquid from a vat of vaccines.] Big Pharmonster: Mmm. Needs more autism! [Big Pharmonster smashing medical supplies.] Big Pharmonster: Destroy all these cures for AIDS and cancer, immediately! [Big Pharmonster looks over the shoulder of a writing scientist.] Big Pharmonster: How are those faked scientific studies coming along? [Big Pharmonster stuffing a bag with money.] Big Pharmonster: Make sure these bribes get to as many doctors and politicians as possible. [CAM Man appears.] Big Pharmonster: Oh no! It's CAM Man! I'm ruined! [Guy in makeshift superhero costume barges into lobby of Beryl Pharmaceuticals.] Crazy Guy: HAHA! I've got you now, Big Pharmonster! Secretary: Security to main lobby, please. Caption: Later... [Crazy Guy is in a straight jacket, sitting in a padded room.] Crazy Guy: You don't understand! He wants to kill us all! I've got to stop him!