Cectic

Title: Skepdate Keywords: skepticism [Cynic and Girlfriend are walking on the beach at night, and see a shooting star.] Girlfriend: Ooh, look! Make a wish! Cynic: I wish you weren't such a superstitious simpleton. [Cynic and Girlfriend are watching a movie.] Cynic: Didn't these guys ever hear of science advisers? This movie is such horse crap. [Cynic and Girlfriend are talking after the movie.] Girlfriend: Why am I cursed with such horrible blind dates? Cynic: Don't be ignorant. Curses aren't real. [Girlfriend walks away.] Cynic: Oh, fine! Leave me! Walk away! Just like all the others! [A tear pools in the Cynic's eye.] Cynic: Too intelligent to be loved.