Title: Skepdate
Keywords: skepticism
[Cynic and Girlfriend are walking on the beach at night, and see a shooting star.]
Girlfriend: Ooh, look! Make a wish!
Cynic: I wish you weren't such a superstitious simpleton.
[Cynic and Girlfriend are watching a movie.]
Cynic: Didn't these guys ever hear of science advisers? This movie is such horse crap.
[Cynic and Girlfriend are talking after the movie.]
Girlfriend: Why am I cursed with such horrible blind dates?
Cynic: Don't be ignorant. Curses aren't real.
[Girlfriend walks away.]
Cynic: Oh, fine! Leave me! Walk away! Just like all the others!
[A tear pools in the Cynic's eye.]
Cynic: Too intelligent to be loved.
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