Title: Casualty of War
Keywords: atheism
Evangelical: Sometimes instead of "Merry Christmas," I like to say "Happy Christmas."
Evangelical: That way you mix it up a bit. Catch people off guard and force them to think about Christ.
Young guy: Merry Christmas, folks!
Evangelical: Ah, and a very, very happy...
[Young guy punches Evangelical in the face.]
Young guy: Happy WHAT, old man? Holidays? Hanukkah? It's MERRY CHRISTMAS, JACKASS!
Evangelical: Ungh!
Evangelical: See?
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