Cectic - External Delivery The Future

Title: External Delivery The Future - Episode 3 Keywords: atheism Lacie: Throughout history, parentism has fueled playground activities that have resulted in unimaginable pain and suffering. Let's examine what happens when the flawed theory of parentism is taken too far. Caption: Jeremy Hunter, a dogmatic parentist and sixth grader late last century, was responsible for more wedgies and swirlies than all the other older kids combined. Caption: Warren "The Snitch" Chung's parentist belief system skyrocketted him to the position of school's most active tattletale, one time even telling on the entire fourth grade girls choir. Lacie: Accepting the tenets of parentism means never having to worry about coal in your stocking, no matter how bad you've been. Is this really good science? Or just wishful thinking? You decide.