Title: Reptoggles (Now Available with HoagVision)
Keywords: skepticism
Skeptic: What's with the funky headgear?
True-Believer: I call them Reptoggles.
True-Believer: They encode everything I see into a low-bitrate MPEG stream, with an edge detection filter applied.
True-Believer: They allow you to identify reptilian shape-shifters in real-time.
Skeptic: Nobody sane believes in that nonsense.
True-Believer: Well, that's okay. They can also be used to locate ancient alien ruins in images of the Moon and Mars.
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