Cectic

Title: The Warning Keywords: skepticism Alien: You must warn the rest of your species, human. They are on the path to certain destruction. Human: Wait... Why are you telling ME this? Human: Can't YOU warn everyone? They're just going to think I'm a kook if I tell them aliens abducted me to wax poetic about the dangers of nuclear warfare! Alien: Sorry. That's just how we roll, sucka! Friend: Uh huh. So the alien actually said "sucka"? Human: See? I TOLD them nobody would believe me!