Cectic

Title: The Five Stages of (Causing) Grief Keywords: global warming Caption: Stage 1: Denial. Denier: Global warming isn't happening. You have no evidence. Caption: Stage 2: Anger. Denier: So what? You can't prove humans are responsible! Caption: Stage 3: Bargaining. Denier: Warm weather is a small price to pay. We can't go back to the stone age! Caption: Stage 4: Depression. Denier: But... I can still drive my Hummer, right? Caption: Stage 5: Acceptance. Denier: Bah! I'll be dead before any of this matters anyway.