Title: Rivalry Divine
Keywords: skepticism
Geophone: Hey, divining rod. How's it going?
Divining Rod: Oh, it's you.
Geophone: Find any underground water today?
Divining Rod: Just shut up, okay?
Geophone: Ohh, that's right. I forgot you and your friends failed another double-blind scientific test this weekend.
Divining Rod: You geophones are just jealous of our popularity.
Geophone: Yeah, I guess you're right. Well, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with a Vibroseis truck and a Cray Supercomputer. For some reason, some scientists seem to think we'll be able to find oil deposits for them.
Divining Rod: JUST SHUT UP!
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