Cectic

Title: Certainty Keywords: quantum physics Woo: In order to understand these things, you must understand quantum physics. Skeptic: Oh! You know quantum physics? Skeptic: I've never really understood why it is impossible, even theoretically, to precisely measure all of the properties of a particle. Woo: Ah, you ARE confused. Quantum physics is about creating your own reality through observation, and non-locality of thought and consciousness. Skeptic: Uh... I thought that the uncertainty principle was— Woo: Don't worry about your uncertainties, friend. I'll be certain enough for the both of us! [893,653*742,323=Higher consciousness.]