Cectic

Title: Das Logik Boot Keywords: skepticism [External view of USS Logic submarine.] Commander: Status report, helmsman. Crewman: Rationality drive's at maximum power, and radar shows no superstition nearby. Commander: Very good. [Submarine shakes violently.] Commander: What the...? Helm, REPORT! Crewman: Depth charges, sir! It's an ambush! Commander: Periscope up! Crewman, what day is it? Crewman: It's S-S-Sunday, s-sir... Commander: Please, no... It cant be... [Commander looks through periscope.] Priest: Welcome, Dr. Wilson. I'm glad you could make it to worship this morning. Commander: Oh, shi— [USS Logic explodes violently.]