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Title: Prayer Machine Keywords: atheism Scientist: I've built a machine to measure how effective prayer is. Priest: Heh, don't be silly. Priest: You can't scientifically evaluate the effect of prayer. It doesn't work that way. Scientist: So, you're saying the effect of prayer is indistinguishable from what we'd expect from random chance alone? Priest: Yes. I mean no! I mean... Caption: Later that night... [Priest smashes up the machine in a violent rage.]