Cectic

Title: Abstinence Men Keywords: abstinence only Ad Man: We feel that the failure of abstinence-only sex education is not due to its message, but rather its image. [Ad Man reveals conceptual ad that says "Abstinence. It's Swell!"] Ad Man: This new campaign is aimed at making teenagers see just how great abstinence can be. Mad Man: I think we should stress the importance of contraceptives, too. After all, the biological drive for sex has been programmed into all of us by evolution. [Mad Man is thrown from building.]