Title: Old Lady Braune - Chapter 2
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Title: The Misadventures of Old Lady Braune, Chapter 2
Woman: My daughter went missing four years ago. Is she okay?
Old Lady Braune: I'm afraid she's dead. Her aborted fetus is showing me that she was shot seven times in the head by her pimp while she fellated him.
Woman: You... You are a horrible woman!
Old Lady Braune: I'm a messenger! I don't just pull this stuff outta my ass, y'know!
[Old Lady Braune and Montel exchange a knowing wink.]
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