Translations
Title: Field Trip to the Creation Museum
Keywords: atheism
Title: Public Access UHF186 Presents Joe Schmoe's Creation Science Show.
Joe Schmoe: Hey kids! Let's go on a field trip!
Sign: Welcome to the CREATION MUSEUM.
Sign: GOD MADE EVERYTHING. And He is always watching you. (Especially while you poo.)
Sign: Q. Where did Biblical authors get their stories?
Sign: A. God told them. (While they were pooing.)
Joe Schmoe: Let's check out some exhibits!
Sign: Movements in Eden.
Sign: T-Rex Statue (Made from Human Foreskins).
Joe Schmoe: Well, that's all the time we have for this episode. Next week we'll look at what the bible says about incest, and how science got it wrong again!
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