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Title: Field Trip to the Creation Museum Keywords: atheism Title: Public Access UHF186 Presents Joe Schmoe's Creation Science Show. Joe Schmoe: Hey kids! Let's go on a field trip! Sign: Welcome to the CREATION MUSEUM. Sign: GOD MADE EVERYTHING. And He is always watching you. (Especially while you poo.) Sign: Q. Where did Biblical authors get their stories? Sign: A. God told them. (While they were pooing.) Joe Schmoe: Let's check out some exhibits! Sign: Movements in Eden. Sign: T-Rex Statue (Made from Human Foreskins). Joe Schmoe: Well, that's all the time we have for this episode. Next week we'll look at what the bible says about incest, and how science got it wrong again!