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Title: Unattractive Proposal Keywords: quackery [Man down on bended knee, with jewelry box in hand.] Man: Darling, I want to ask you something. Woman: Oh, my... [Man opens box, revealing odd-looking cheap green plastic ring.] Woman: Up... What is that? Man: Will you wear this magnet ring? The website I got it from says it will reverse your aging process. [Man is all beat up and bloody.] Man: I knew I should have sprung for the neodymium model.