Title: Secret Suicide
Keywords: skepticism
Sucker: I saw a documentary that said if you think about something really hard, you can manifest it!
Sucker: Cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger chee...
[Sucker gets plowed by a car.]
Sucker: UNGH!
[Friend attends sucker's funeral.]
Friend: I guess you shoulda thought harder about staying alive, ol' buddy.
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