Title: Prayer Failure
Keywords: atheism
Patient: The prayers of my family are keeping me alive, doc.
Doctor: Oh?
[Doctor pulls out patient's IV needle.]
Doctor: I guess you don't need this medicine, then.
[Patient's face turns purple as he gasps for air.]
Doctor: Unless, of course, THIS was keeping you alive...
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