Title: Leprechaun Atheist
Keywords: atheism
Green Shirt: Why do you hate God?
Atheist: I don't hate God. I'm an atheist, I can't hate what I don't believe in.
Atheist: For example, do you believe in leprechauns?
Green Shirt: No.
Atheist: But you don't hate them, right?
Green Shirt: With their stupid little green hats? And monopolizing the rainbows? Oh yes, I hates them. I HATES them. I HATES THEM!
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