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Title: Science Proves Noah Keywords: atheism Title: Public Access UHF211 Presents Joe Schmoe's Creation Science Show Joe Schmoe: Welcome to the show, kids! Joe Schmoe: On today's episode, we will use science, a scale model ark, and lots of animals to show you how the biblical story of Noah is true! [Bloody animal limbs are scattered on the set next to a giant ark that is leaking blood.] Joe Schmoe: Cut'em up smaller, guys! We've barely started and it's already almost full! Director: That's some mighty fine science, boys.