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Title: Herb Roasted Metastasis Keywords: quackery Drugs: So I read on your box that you can help treat cancer? Herbs: Yep. Drugs: That's amazing! How? Herbs: Well, you either eat some of me, rub me on the affected area, or inhale me as incense, and then there's a small chance that your cancer will go into remission! Drugs: Wow! Do you stop cell mitosis? Impair DNA function? Can you distinguish between malignant and normal cells? How do you affect the immune system? [Pause.] Herbs: I also taste great on chicken!