Title: Written in the Stars
Keywords: skepticism
Skeptic: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: I'm a Scorpio.
Skeptic: Oh...
Skeptic: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Aquarius. Why?
Skeptic: Oh...
Skeptic: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Astrology is horseshit. Get lost, creep.
Skeptic: Today I met the woman I shall marry.
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