Cectic

Title: You can Count on it Keywords: atheism Count von Count: ONE contradiction. TWO contradictions. THREE... Caption: And so, excommunicated, the Count was forced to seek a new faith. [The Count at a Jehovah's Witness church, frowning at a "No Blood Eaters" sign.] Caption: He searched long and hard for the perfect fit. [The Count at a YEC Evangelicals church, frowning at a "No People Who Understand Math" sign.] Caption: After many years, his travels led him to one inescapable conclusion. Count von Count: ZERO! ZERO gods! Ha ha ha ha!